What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

This isn't going to, hurt.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Maybe leave out

I don't like religions.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Deuteronomy 17

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?